How about a Guiness Stout? Too bad, all we have here is a Guiness World Book of Records.
See the Great British Duck Race:

http://www.thegreatbritishduckrace.co.uk/


They are going to dump a quarter of a million (plastic) rubber ducks in the River Thames August 31, 2008. Bullet Holes in the Mailbox, as well as world-traveler David White, sent this link to the United Kingdom's duck competition.

It might be the greatest thing ever!!!
Quack, Quack!

A U-Toob Duck Collection from Bullet Holes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uga_bK1-E0o&feature=related

The picture above is by Kaj Stenvall. The youtube selection is may be also.
Such marvelous ducks ... better'n them dogs playing cards!
Another discovery of Bullet Holes in the Mailbox.
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Woody Wood Duck

Nothing like a duck-tail hairdoo, especially with red hair.
Is this a Scottish or Irish duck?

I like ducks.

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