Duck Billed Platy-Cat

Pause for thought ... Cats make good bodyguards!!!

RDK .... clause in the pause?

Quack, Quack!

Rod's Duck Farm Presents: How to Draw Duck Lips

Now you can share in the ecstacy of drawing ducks the Rod's Duck Farm way. The trick to drawing caricatures is "capturing the essence of what makes the object unique (and exaggerating that essence)."

Next time you are bored out of your skull, get some paper and draw things. Add duck lips and you will have duckological art. Get really crazy and add webbed feet .... you could be like that John James Audubon guy. I'm seeing portfolios, "Ducks of the World" ..... Apple Duck, Banana Duck, Football Duck, Empire State Building Duck.

Quack, Quack!

Some Buddy Sent Me a Picture

A rectangle in space, like "The Matrix".

Some say it is deduck's yen.

"No, it is two quackers," others dedeuce.

But I say it is deducktable - less taxing.

Flowers lend a random softness to the implied order.

That's why they are called a talc cymbal.

Maybe the noise doesn't surround us.

Maybe we surround it.

If the sound

Annoys you,

Listen Quieter.

Quack, Quack!!

Rod's Duck Farm Origami - Creation or Evolution?

Make a Rod's Duck Farm Duck!

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Traditional Origami is about 8" x 8". It is made from a sheet of paper. You fold it. If you want, you can write a message on the inside of the duck and mail it to someone. Such a message is called a Duck-O-Gram.
A duck is similar to a loon. A loon ululates instead of quacking. Last night there was a lunar eclipse. I don't know why they spell loon differently when it is emailed. They even spell "clips" differently. I can understand the "e" prefix as in "email" .... "eclips" .... but why the "e" suffix? Should "email" become "emaile"? Another funny thing happened. The moon went away for a while. Them loons is powerful birds!
But the thing is, you can make origami ducks and write people's names on the ducks. Then the origami ducks function as placeholders at dinner tables. If your dinner guests are chewing gum, they can place their gum inside the duck instead of sticking it to the bottom of your chairs and table. Thus, Origami Duck is a gum repository.
Instead of sending Duck-O-Grams, you can write cute sayings inside the duck-as-a-placeholder. Then the duck is like a fortune cookie, sans cookie.
Your duck may have an aura. If you tell people about your duck's aura, you would simply say, "I have an aura 'n tell duck. Some people might think you were saying Oriental Duck. But that's just silly .... there's no Oreo's involved. There are NO cookies involved. Not even on your computer. Although Duck-O-Gram may conjure up the concept of cookie, Grahams are either bells or crackers.
In this case, there are no bells or crackers ..... it is ducks - Quackers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quack, Quack!!!
Quack, Quack!!

Rod's Duck Farm - The Duckcycle

You've probably seen all those TV "build a race car" and "build a motorcycle" shows. You've seen Batman and the Batmobile and the Batcycle. Now there is an official Rod's Duck Farm Duckcycle.
Waddle they think of next???????????????

Glasses Duck

Once again, Rod's Duck Farm has come to the rescue with a solution for people who have no place to put their eyeglasses.

Glasses Duck is designed to be a holder for eyeglasses. Just mash on the bill (clothespin) and the back of the head (the subconscious mind) opens..... a glasses clamp - Wow!!!

You can even put bills or a pencil in the bill.

Since Glasses Duck is mounted on an exceptionally high quality pegboard base, the duck may sit on a table or be fastened to a wall, ceiling, or under the table.

Where Do the Wild Ducks Go? - by Steve Renfro

Where do the Wild Ducks go when they go away?
Do they travel at night when they fly away?
Where do the Wild Ducks go...
Do they take their babies, do they know the way?
Where do the Wild Ducks go...
How do you love me so well?
How do you love me...
February 10, 2007 1:45 PM