I'm a Mallard, live in a large pond full of guppies and tadpoles. Human beings stop by in the mornings and evenings to toss pieces of bread along the bank of the pond.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Rod's Duck Farm Spider Removal Technique
Brown Recluse Spider - How to remove it from somebody's ear - the Rod's Duck Farm Way
1. Get a flashlight. Look in the ear.
2. Get some water. Pour it into the ear.
3. Get tweezers. Grasp a spider leg and pull.
Leta Mae had "something" in her ear. She wanted it evicted. With a flashlight, I looked in the ear and saw two spider legs and said, "Hmmmmmmmmm."
Remembering the Itsy Bitsy Spider, I instructed Leta Mae to turn her head in such a way that the ear canal was pointing up. Pouring water into the ear did not seem to do much good so I located some tweezers (a manicure kit is a good place to look for tweezers). I was concerned that I would have to fight with the spider and his leg might break off but apparently the spider was sufficiently comatose from being drowned with the water - he came out like a piece of lint.
1. Get a flashlight. Look in the ear.
2. Get some water. Pour it into the ear.
3. Get tweezers. Grasp a spider leg and pull.
Leta Mae had "something" in her ear. She wanted it evicted. With a flashlight, I looked in the ear and saw two spider legs and said, "Hmmmmmmmmm."
Remembering the Itsy Bitsy Spider, I instructed Leta Mae to turn her head in such a way that the ear canal was pointing up. Pouring water into the ear did not seem to do much good so I located some tweezers (a manicure kit is a good place to look for tweezers). I was concerned that I would have to fight with the spider and his leg might break off but apparently the spider was sufficiently comatose from being drowned with the water - he came out like a piece of lint.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Rod's Duck Farm wonders .... Is a duck watching you?
Quack (X) here to see the story
Anatidaephilia is an obsessive love of ducks. Does it bother you that a duck might be watching?
IT MIGHT BE:
Anatidaephobia - The Fear That You are Being Watched by a Duck
On the other hand, if you love watching ducks, that is See-Ducktion!Quack, Quack!
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Rod's Duck Farm - Is it a Mudpuddle without Water?
A pothole is just a pothole UNLESS it rains. Then it is a mudpuddle, a duck sanctuary. Soubriquet has recorded this truth in graphic format at his blog (link below).
Click (X) Here to See an Optomistic English Duck
Sometimes, safe drinking water is in short supply. That's a problem for people and ducks. According to Forbes magazine, the World Health Organization claims that "polluted water is the world's deadliest foe, killing 1,400 people a day." AND I might add, no telling how many DUCKS!!!
Of course 1,400 people a day might be rather inconsequential. After all, 1400 a day is only 5 million a year, not enough to keep the world population from its continued expansion.
In conclusion, little kids and ducks have the right idea. If you see a mudpuddle, jump in with both feet!
Quack, Quack!
Click (X) Here to See an Optomistic English Duck
Sometimes, safe drinking water is in short supply. That's a problem for people and ducks. According to Forbes magazine, the World Health Organization claims that "polluted water is the world's deadliest foe, killing 1,400 people a day." AND I might add, no telling how many DUCKS!!!
Of course 1,400 people a day might be rather inconsequential. After all, 1400 a day is only 5 million a year, not enough to keep the world population from its continued expansion.
In conclusion, little kids and ducks have the right idea. If you see a mudpuddle, jump in with both feet!
Quack, Quack!
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Rod's Duck Farm reports Belgian Air Force Marching Band
Nathan Landry, machinist and world traveler, advised the Duck Farm of this remarkable marching band. Maybe if we can't have world peace, we can have world geese? The Belgian Air Force can't be wrong!
Quack,Quack!
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Rod's Duck Farm posts the RDG Duck Song suggestion
RDF is Rod's Duck Farm. Superceding RDF is RDG. You'd think RDG would be Rod's Duck Goose perhaps. But RDG usually has nothing to do with Ducks or Geese. RDG is a Mule kind of thing. I guess because Mules are strong and can pull a heavy load. Anyway, RDG says listen to the Duck Song. Click or Kick the link.
Quack, Quack!
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Rod's Duck Farm notes Extraterrestrial Duck Sighting recorded by NASA
Click Here (X)
Click on the link above and you can see the Astronomical Duck. The Universe is thinking Ducks! Maybe the universe IS ducks. Good job NASA.
Extraterrestrial Ducks documents on the Rod's Duck Farm blog ...... whooda thunk!
Quack,Quack!
Click on the link above and you can see the Astronomical Duck. The Universe is thinking Ducks! Maybe the universe IS ducks. Good job NASA.
Extraterrestrial Ducks documents on the Rod's Duck Farm blog ...... whooda thunk!
Quack,Quack!
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