These are marvelous baskets. The feathers are are made of wood shavings, delicately colored and placed. Each basket could hold either a very large duck egg or else a sizeable goose egg. Lookout Easter Bunny - Ducks are on the loose!
Monday, March 28, 2011
Rod's Duck Farm - Basking in Baskets
These are marvelous baskets. The feathers are are made of wood shavings, delicately colored and placed. Each basket could hold either a very large duck egg or else a sizeable goose egg. Lookout Easter Bunny - Ducks are on the loose!
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Rod's Duck Farm - Spy Secrets to Mind Control
Mind Control is especially important in these times of terrorism, hate crimes, bigotry, sexual perversions, radiation leaks, weapons of mass destruction, explosive devices, drunk drivers, and bullies.
To discover the secret you will have to decode the following passage:
Joe the Duck was waddling down the street near the intersection of 4th and Grandview. He looked at the clock on the tower of the square, just visible through the trees between the Markham building and the Watson Bank. It was ten past ten. Joe was glad the tower was well lit because the night lights from the Watson Bank were filling his retinas with photons that, one way or another, were released from a power plant. Joe wondered where the power plant might be and whether or not it was coal, gas, nuclear, or solar. Since the deregulation, power had become an item more easily traded between power companies. The electricity may have come from a plant in New York, California, or somewhere in between. Power began to consume his mind. Suddenly Joe had an epiphany - all power is solar. Coal and gas come from organic material that grew as a result of sunlight. Coal and gas are just stored up bits of solar energy! But how about nuclear? Two thoughts came to mind .... one being that uranium is just leftover star material; the other being that the uranium had to be processed and refined using power from coal and gas plants - solar processed uranium.
OK ........... you have completed step one. Congratulations, you have read the paragraph and perhaps have already figured out the secret. If so, you are now an all-knowing creature.
Otherwise, I will write the actual secret to mind control. It is this:
If people spent more time thinking about ducks, they'd spend less time thinking about other things!
Quack, Quack!
To discover the secret you will have to decode the following passage:
Joe the Duck was waddling down the street near the intersection of 4th and Grandview. He looked at the clock on the tower of the square, just visible through the trees between the Markham building and the Watson Bank. It was ten past ten. Joe was glad the tower was well lit because the night lights from the Watson Bank were filling his retinas with photons that, one way or another, were released from a power plant. Joe wondered where the power plant might be and whether or not it was coal, gas, nuclear, or solar. Since the deregulation, power had become an item more easily traded between power companies. The electricity may have come from a plant in New York, California, or somewhere in between. Power began to consume his mind. Suddenly Joe had an epiphany - all power is solar. Coal and gas come from organic material that grew as a result of sunlight. Coal and gas are just stored up bits of solar energy! But how about nuclear? Two thoughts came to mind .... one being that uranium is just leftover star material; the other being that the uranium had to be processed and refined using power from coal and gas plants - solar processed uranium.
OK ........... you have completed step one. Congratulations, you have read the paragraph and perhaps have already figured out the secret. If so, you are now an all-knowing creature.
Otherwise, I will write the actual secret to mind control. It is this:
If people spent more time thinking about ducks, they'd spend less time thinking about other things!
Quack, Quack!
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Rod's Duck Farm - Research & Development - Why Ducks Fly in a V-Formation
A Snowy Day
This was early in the morning ......... before the accumulation was 14 inches!
Quack, Quack!
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Rod's Duck Farm Re-Reports the Conspiracy
Just in from Rod's Duck Farm Field Correspondent, Dave Renfro - aquanaut and CIAyacker:
Click here > ....< to see the Paranoid Mallard Conspiracy Report
When I'm feeling down, I take my hand out of the pillow.
Quack, Quack!
Click here > ....< to see the Paranoid Mallard Conspiracy Report
Quack, Quack!
Whac-a-Mole vs Guacamole - So easy a cave man can do it!
A variation/combination - Duck Duck Goose & Whac-a-Mole
So easy a cave man can do it?
The difference between guacamole and Whac-a-Mole is this:
Guacamole is AVACADO
Whac-a-Mole is AVOCATION
Wack Dux is pretty marvelous. It was sent to Rod's Duck Farm by Thomas Leech.
Note the sign above the game that says "Duck" changes to "Goose" when the animal poppoing from the hole changes from duck to goose.
Even better, you don't have to push Control-Escape-H-D to hit the Duck and Control-Escape-H-G to hit the Goose.
Quack, Quack!
The difference between guacamole and Whac-a-Mole is this:
Guacamole is AVACADO
Whac-a-Mole is AVOCATION
Wack Dux is pretty marvelous. It was sent to Rod's Duck Farm by Thomas Leech.
Note the sign above the game that says "Duck" changes to "Goose" when the animal poppoing from the hole changes from duck to goose.
Even better, you don't have to push Control-Escape-H-D to hit the Duck and Control-Escape-H-G to hit the Goose.
Quack, Quack!
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Rod's Duck Farm - The Mechanical Duck
One of the greatest ducks ever .... the Mechanical Duck .... or maybe the Maniac Duck. This is a pretty short video so you'll have to watch quick!
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