There are library tote bags with DUCKS! The plastic bags sport a duck with an umbrella with the slogan "Support Your Library". The appeal is pretty tempting since the library is obviously supporting ducks. But a library is supported by its foundation.
That reminds me of a Red Skelton episode of Gertrude and Eclipse.
(Gertrude and Eclipse were birds, maybe pelicans, that flew around and chatted about things.)
Eclipse: Gertrude, where are we going.
Gertrude: Down to the town square.
Eclipse: The town square? Why?
Gertrude: The mayor is supposed to lay a corner stone. That I gotta see. THAT I gotta see!!!
7 comments:
HAH!
I like that Gert - she's not rude at all.
Corn or Stone? hm... Corn
Pie are squared. hm... only when people like me try to make one
Town Square. hm... only when engineers lay them out.
I prefer organic: corn, pies and towns.
Red
hey rod, how do you get down from an Elephant?
I know how to get down from a goose?
OK Steve, How do you get down from an elephant?
AW Rod, ya don't get down from an Elephant...
You get down from a Duck! yuk-Yuk!
Can you get off from a Mosquito?
Have a good Weekend...
Maybe if you smoked enough of them?
"If he's got a big enough prick"
Depends on what he's been smokin!
You get OFF at the first aid aisle!
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