Friday, August 24, 2007

There are library tote bags with DUCKS! The plastic bags sport a duck with an umbrella with the slogan "Support Your Library". The appeal is pretty tempting since the library is obviously supporting ducks. But a library is supported by its foundation.
That reminds me of a Red Skelton episode of Gertrude and Eclipse.
(Gertrude and Eclipse were birds, maybe pelicans, that flew around and chatted about things.)
Eclipse: Gertrude, where are we going.
Gertrude: Down to the town square.
Eclipse: The town square? Why?
Gertrude: The mayor is supposed to lay a corner stone. That I gotta see. THAT I gotta see!!!


Anonymous said...


I like that Gert - she's not rude at all.

Corn or Stone? hm... Corn

Pie are squared. hm... only when people like me try to make one

Town Square. hm... only when engineers lay them out.

I prefer organic: corn, pies and towns.


steve said...

hey rod, how do you get down from an Elephant?

Dave Mows Grass said...

I know how to get down from a goose?

Head Duck Wrangler said...

OK Steve, How do you get down from an elephant?

steve said...

AW Rod, ya don't get down from an Elephant...
You get down from a Duck! yuk-Yuk!
Can you get off from a Mosquito?

Have a good Weekend...

Head Duck Wrangler said...

Maybe if you smoked enough of them?

steve said...

"If he's got a big enough prick"
Depends on what he's been smokin!
You get OFF at the first aid aisle!