Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - Yikes ........ who's that!

How can a flashlight reveal dark things? This does not look like Mayans and Aztecs and stuff. Who could it be?

Monday, December 24, 2012

Rods Duck Farm - The Flashlight's Light

The lightbeams ..... the random puff of smoke ..... do they point to the future? "Oh well" .... does the flashlight make a hole in the darkness, a 'well'? 

Friday, December 21, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm -

Ah-Ha! There's the security guard .......... looks kinda like ...... maybe a dog version of Puff the Magic Dragon? He thinks the job is boring but it looks smokin' hot to me. Oh, for the good ole days when smoking was what you did in the drug store, the movie theatre, the 5&10 cent store  .... and they say the world did not end on December 21, 2012, it just changed.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Rods Duck Farm - Go to the light!

Arrrgggggghhhhh!!!! The brightness and roundness of the light .... I can't see what the Night Watchman looks like ........

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - Exhibitionist

Maybe Mayans, Aztecs, Easter Islanders or people even more hidden from modern times? Whose face is that?

Monday, December 17, 2012

Rods Duck Farm .... Duck Trazy ... Mew Z'em

What could happen at midnight at the Metroville Museum of Science? It looks a little like the mausoleum of science. Could the two be related? OR ...... in a literary work, could it be the Muse 'um of Science? But in a comic scene, could it be Amuse 'um of Science?

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - Duck Trazy .... the beginning

An apt time for Detective Work ........... midnight ..... but you see the moon .....the moon is in the shape of God's Fingernail ..........  suspense!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Rods Duck Farm - Duck Trazy #1 Front Cover

The lone detective/adventurer is out to save the world ....... what will happen ..... the mision unfolds as you continue to read Rods Duck Farm .......
Quack, Quack!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - The Adventures of Duck Trazy

Wow! The Greatest Christmas Gift Ever : Duck Trazy in the Lost City volumes I & II

Duck Trazy is a comic book, all about the adventures of Duck Trazy. Soon, you will start seeing the adventure .............. right here on the Rod's Duck Farm news.

Thank you very much Brad Whitewolf ..... Duck Trazy is the Best Ever!

Quack, Quack!

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - a quack a day ....

Is this a two tone wing or is there a shadow?
Quack, Quack!

Monday, November 26, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - Restaurants .... Whooda Thunk?

Look at all the cuts of duck!!! 1,2,3,4,5,6 ....... Sister Sharon discovered the restaurant. She rides bicycles.
Quack, Quack!

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - The Tom Cat

Cats are like a ray of sunshine.

There is a tom cat that lives in the woods. Every day he comes in the house and sleeps on the

He caught a chipmunk and gave it to Leta Mae. Although she would not eat the chipmunk, she
did name the cat, "Socks", for his white feet.

As an icy/snowy winter approaches, I worry about how the cat will survive the night weather,
dogs, and raccoons. But then, the Duck Farm does not need a kitty litter box and besides, cats
don't live a long time. It's like being friends with a chipmunk or a mouse.

Cats are like a ray of sunshine. They come in the windows during the day and stay outside at

Quack, Quack!

Rods Duck Farm - The Duck Manifesto

Here is a link to the Chinese Duck Farmer's house in the road. He is protesting. Where's his ducks???

Click Here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*

Quack, Quack!

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - The Proof is Here!

The Government is Right

I think the government is right.
People need to have a better understanding of the dangers associated with sunbathing.
There is proof right here at Rod's Duck Farm.

The leaves on the trees spent all summer, hanging out, trying to get a good tan.
Some were dark brown. Some were light brown. Some were sunburned red.
They were so weak after tanning that they could not hold onto the tree anymore.

Now the leaves lay around on the ground and spend their time making noisy complaints every time a deer steps on one of them.

People need less sunbathing and more exercise! Quack, Quack!

Friday, August 31, 2012

Revised Tool Room

For a modern tool room, it should look like a doctor's office or bathrom. If your wall h no windows, put up blinds with pictures behind the blinds.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - New Sign

There's a new Rod's Duck Farm sign. Leta Mae and Eric are posing with the sign. That might just be the best use of the sign ever! It is a place you could stand and get your picture taken. Then you could post it on Face Book so that the whole world could see you right there at the Duck Farm Sign. 

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - The Duck Cat Sign

People wonder about the Duck Cat Sign .......... Is it new meaning from the stars? A new form of Astrology? In the picture is a picture of the Rod's Duck Farm Cat. It is sitting next to a new carving of the Rod's Duck Farm Sign. 

In this picture is a hammer and a chisel, carving out the new Rod's Duck Farm Sign. Sometimes people ask me, "What's your sign?"
I reply, "Rod's Duck Farm!"
They say, "That's not what I meant."
I say, "But that's what I meant."

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - Save the Ducks!

Save the Ducks!
Or any other feathers......

At last, the world is saved ... Peace has arrived!
Since Arkansas is having such a HOT & DRY summer, there is a BIG BURN BAN so the American Legion and Veterans of Foriegn Wars can't sell fireworks because Arkansas might burn down.

Obviously, in Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan there must be no fireworks - it is a desert and the whole world might burn down. It's the law and the military must obey!

Quack, Quack! 

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - Financial Management

Peace of Mind vs Piece of Cake

If you have been watching TV, you have seen the TV finance guru explaining that the American Dream is not only dead, it was a falsehood. "Think about it. Is it possible that we can all just keep doing better and better, having more and more and more?"
The TV guru eplains that we must accept the NEW American Dream ....... "we must enjoy being with each other and become at peace with the status quo." (Things aren't going to get better. Live with it!)
There aren't going to be more jobs. Land is not going to appreciate. Commodity prices are going to increase.
In other words:
Peace of Mind is better than Piece of Cake.
The ducks would prefer the piece of cake!

Monday, May 28, 2012

Rods Duck Farm - Cassidy Thinks Ducks

Cassidy Wooten has been thinking about ducks. The flower looks like an umbrella. The duck is having a very good time. When it rains, go for a run in the rain!
Quack, Quack!

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Rods Duck Farm - The Duck Truck AC (air-conditioned) GPS

The Duck Truck AC has a GPS (Guiding Poultry System). Anytime I want to go somewhere, I just whisper my desired location to the duck and then go sit in the truck. Next thing you know, the truck is where I want to be. It is a pretty simple system, at least for the user. I don't know how hard it is for he duck. Thomas Leech discovered the duck at a yard sale. Apparently, nobody knew what it is for. So far I have not wanted to go to the moon or the bottom of the ocean. Part of the key is that the Duck Truck AC is blue. Also, the groove in the hood is the wake from the swimming duck.  Just remember, if people spent more time thinking about ducks, they'd spend less time thinking about other things.
Quack, Quack!

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - Duck Truck AC Maintenance

Duck Truck AC Maintenance

March 24th, the St. Louis Blues was playing on the CD player of the Duck Truck AC (air-conditioned) as the odometer turned over to 38,254 miles. I pulled into a gas station to refuel .... then the Duck Truck would not restart. The switch would not even turn. Yucch!!! There are so many possibilities of safety devices - brake switch, clutch switch, transmission switch, fuel switch, etc. The key is a very expensive "transponder key". I paid $100 for two extra keys when I bought the truck. I got a spare transponder key from my breifcase. It worked just fine! I just need a new key every 38,254 miles.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm - Color the Duck

Sometimes folks have to think about names for critters .... sort of like Adam had to name everything.
This is Two-Lips duck. Two-Lips is planting tulips for spring. She seems to be happy enough. Maybe if others planted tulips, they would be happy ...... try it .... plant some tulips.
Quack, Quack!

Friday, January 20, 2012

Rod's Duck Farm Strikes Again

This is a table full o ducks  ......
Duck Table Cloth
Duck Glasses
Duck Cup
Duck Christmas Tree Ornament
Duck Place Mats .... round and rectangle
Duck Spice Rack
Leta Mae with her Remote Control
All in prep for a Duck Dinner!