Save the Ducks!
NO BURNING DOWN
Or any other feathers......
At last, the world is saved ... Peace has arrived!
Since Arkansas is having such a HOT & DRY summer, there is a BIG BURN BAN so the American Legion and Veterans of Foriegn Wars can't sell fireworks because Arkansas might burn down.
Obviously, in Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan there must be no fireworks - it is a desert and the whole world might burn down. It's the law and the military must obey!