Monday, December 20, 2010

Rod's Duck Farm - The New World Order Arrives

I saw part of a movie on TV last night ..... "Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause"
Santa had a toy duck that was supposed to be able to Quack in 3 different languages.
I bet that duck could Quack in EVERY language .......... that is one of the endearing things about ducks - they speak everybody's language. Ducks are indeed the symbol of the new world order.
Quack, Quack!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Duck Trazy at Rod's Duck Farm

Duck Trazy was a cartoon series for kids explaining why folks should do the right thing.
WhiteWolf is the native american artist. He drew this one for me by way Bill the Painter.
Duck Trazy is one of the greatest ducks ever.

Great Duck Video

Wind-up Ducks are not the same as Up-Wind Ducks

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Rod's Duck Farm thinks ......... China!

Here in the USA, when we think of ducks nexting in trees, we think Wood Ducks.
Another kind of duck is the Mandarin Duck. The Mandarin Duck does not quack but DOES nest in trees. How do the baby ducks leave the nest? Check it out at this link:

Quack, Quack!

Sunday, November 21, 2010


Can you find the Duck hiding in the Bell Peppers?

Harvest time at Rod's Duck Farm had to do with muscadines, tomatoes, onions, garlics, and bell peppers. Harvest time is Thanksgiving time.
Thank You for being such a great Friend.

Here is a link to a fun Thanksgiving turkey quiz.
From this exercise, you might discover that lower case CL (cl) sometimes looks like lower case D (d). A female turkey makes a CLUCK sound, not a DUCK sound.
It is a cluck vs duck issue.

I think this may have been part of Ogden Nash's inspiration for his Duck poem:

The Duck - by Ogden Nash
Behold the duck.
It does not cluck.
A cluck it lacks.
It quacks.
It is specially fond
Of a puddle or pond.
When it dines or sups,
It bottoms ups.
Ogden Nash

Anyway, here is the turkey quiz link:

Blessings to you and yours,
Quack, Quack!

Sunday, September 5, 2010

How to Raise Ducks

If you want to have live ducks and have your very own duck farm, tips can be found at this link (you'll probably have to copy & paste it if you really wanna look)

Of course, as with any business, the first step is a conscious decision to start the business. You don't have to actually have any ducks to be a duck farmer. It is kind of like being a used car salesman. You don't have to have any used cars. You can sell other people's used cars.
Go find a duck at the park. Pick it up .......... you have raised your first duck!
Quack, Quack!

Friday, August 20, 2010

Duck Farm Test

Dear Subscribers to Duckological Thought and Naught Theory,

School is about to start up again.
Maybe you have been wondering ….. what’s right for me ….. Tech School or College?
Rod’s Duck Farm has devised a fairly simple test to help you decide!

Tech School (Vo-Tech, Trade School, etc) is for “technical” people……. Get’er’done

College is for “people” people ….. Make a contribution to society

Which one are you?

Do you have trouble with names? Sometimes call Bob a different name such as Billy or Thomas? Maybe call Betty something like Suzanne or Brenda?
If so, you are NOT a “people” person ….. go to Tech School.

On the other hand, do you have trouble with names? Sometimes you say screwdriver when you mean hammer or x-ray machine? Maybe call the spark plug a radiator or battery?
If so, you are NOT a “technical” person …… go to College.

If you just want enough knowledge to get a steady, dependable job with a well-known international company:
1. Smile
2. Practice saying this phrase with enthusiasm: “Yaunt frazz wizzat?”

Quack, Quack!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

More Ducks

It looks like I can write again! Whooda Thunk?