The Government is Right
I think the government is right.
People need to have a better understanding of the dangers associated with sunbathing.
There is proof right here at Rod's Duck Farm.
The leaves on the trees spent all summer, hanging out, trying to get a good tan.
Some were dark brown. Some were light brown. Some were sunburned red.
They were so weak after tanning that they could not hold onto the tree anymore.
Now the leaves lay around on the ground and spend their time making noisy complaints every time a deer steps on one of them.
People need less sunbathing and more exercise! Quack, Quack!