Rod's Duck Farm - Save the Ducks!

Save the Ducks!

NO BURNING DOWN

Or any other feathers......

At last, the world is saved ... Peace has arrived!

Since Arkansas is having such a HOT & DRY summer, there is a BIG BURN BAN so the American Legion and Veterans of Foriegn Wars can't sell fireworks because Arkansas might burn down.

Obviously, in Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan there must be no fireworks - it is a desert and the whole world might burn down. It's the law and the military must obey!

Quack, Quack! 

Rod's Duck Farm - Financial Management

Peace of Mind vs Piece of Cake

If you have been watching TV, you have seen the TV finance guru explaining that the American Dream is not only dead, it was a falsehood. "Think about it. Is it possible that we can all just keep doing better and better, having more and more and more?"
The TV guru eplains that we must accept the NEW American Dream ....... "we must enjoy being with each other and become at peace with the status quo." (Things aren't going to get better. Live with it!)
There aren't going to be more jobs. Land is not going to appreciate. Commodity prices are going to increase.
In other words:
Peace of Mind is better than Piece of Cake.
The ducks would prefer the piece of cake!

Rods Duck Farm - Cassidy Thinks Ducks

Cassidy Wooten has been thinking about ducks. The flower looks like an umbrella. The duck is having a very good time. When it rains, go for a run in the rain!

Quack, Quack!

Rods Duck Farm - The Duck Truck AC (air-conditioned) GPS

The Duck Truck AC has a GPS (Guiding Poultry System). Anytime I want to go somewhere, I just whisper my desired location to the duck and then go sit in the truck. Next thing you know, the truck is where I want to be. It is a pretty simple system, at least for the user. I don't know how hard it is for he duck. Thomas Leech discovered the duck at a yard sale. Apparently, nobody knew what it is for. So far I have not wanted to go to the moon or the bottom of the ocean. Part of the key is that the Duck Truck AC is blue. Also, the groove in the hood is the wake from the swimming duck.  Just remember, if people spent more time thinking about ducks, they'd spend less time thinking about other things.
Quack, Quack!

Rod's Duck Farm - Duck Truck AC Maintenance

Duck Truck AC Maintenance


March 24th, the St. Louis Blues was playing on the CD player of the Duck Truck AC (air-conditioned) as the odometer turned over to 38,254 miles. I pulled into a gas station to refuel .... then the Duck Truck would not restart. The switch would not even turn. Yucch!!! There are so many possibilities of safety devices - brake switch, clutch switch, transmission switch, fuel switch, etc. The key is a very expensive "transponder key". I paid $100 for two extra keys when I bought the truck. I got a spare transponder key from my breifcase. It worked just fine! I just need a new key every 38,254 miles.

Rod's Duck Farm - Color the Duck

Sometimes folks have to think about names for critters .... sort of like Adam had to name everything.

This is Two-Lips duck. Two-Lips is planting tulips for spring. She seems to be happy enough. Maybe if others planted tulips, they would be happy ...... try it .... plant some tulips.

Quack, Quack!

Rod's Duck Farm Strikes Again

This is a table full o ducks  ......

Duck Table Cloth

Duck Glasses

Duck Cup

Duck

Duck Christmas Tree Ornament

Duck Place Mats .... round and rectangle

Duck Spice Rack

Leta Mae with her Remote Control

All in prep for a Duck Dinner!