How about a Guiness Stout? Too bad, all we have here is a Guiness World Book of Records.
See the Great British Duck Race:
They are going to dump a quarter of a million (plastic) rubber ducks in the River Thames August 31, 2008. Bullet Holes in the Mailbox, as well as world-traveler David White, sent this link to the United Kingdom's duck competition.
It might be the greatest thing ever!!!