Thursday, May 3, 2007

Rod's Duck Farm Tool Box

Sung to the tune "Noel" is the machinist song .... "Two well, Too well, To well, Thieu L"
The Rod's Duck Farm Tool Box is American hand-made craftsmanship. And it has ducks all over it. There's even ducks in it.
The flying duck is flying the right way.
There was a place in Vietnam named Dak To but everybody called it Duck Toe.
The military induckted folks and then inducktrinated them. It was to protect the precepts of the Ducklaration of Independence. The goal was to become highly duckorated. For fun, people would duck into a bar in a place called down town. Other people would explore the flora and fauna. There was one kind of plant called an ambush. When you were in an ambush, they called you a sitting duck. When everything was properly organized, you had your ducks in a row. They didn't have Kentucky Chicken but you could get a duck sandwich at the restaurants and food stands. Sometimes the jeep would get mired in the mud. Then it would be sduck.
Quack, Quack!

5 comments:

Dave said...

I wonder how many people have tombstones that are traceable to the Bureau of Standards?

Rod's Duck Farm said...

I wonder having a tombstone with my name on it, does that make me a Zombie???
Can I be a Zombie and a Duck Farmer??
Quack, Quack!

steve said...

A buzzard took monkey for a ride in the air
The monkey thought that everything was on the square
The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off his back
But the monkey grabbed his neck and said-- Now listen, Jack

Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.
Ain't no use in divin'
What's the use in jivin'
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.

GEWELS said...

I've been checking this out every now and then.
You, by far, are the most Quackers I've ever seen.

Head Duck Wrangler said...

Gewels,
Steve is making a lot of headway in the category of duckological thought .... or is it duck illogical? Irish ... duck o'logical
Making up words can be pretty tough.
Quack, Quack!